Sally has already tried to kill me twice, with snowboarding and skiing holidays. And this is before I have even named her as the beneficiary on my life insurance.
Her third attempt will be sailing with a week in Greece learning how to drive a dinghy.
It will be something of a miracle if I manage it and I reckon I will still be in the swimming pool in an inflatable on day 5, with all the kids in the 'Snappers Club' laughing at me.
Verity will be in the Snappers Club and is quite excited about it, without any knowledge of what it actually is. Ahh, the exuberance of youth.
My aquatic adventure commences on 31st August.
Comments (1)
Sounds divine.
Posted by 6000 | July 30, 2008 3:49 PM
Posted on July 30, 2008 15:49