This weekend we attended the Cornbury Music Festival. It is a music festival, but for toffs, and is a great idea. The hoi poloi, the great unwashed, the men and women on the clapham omnibus, CHT's. None of them were there, just respectable types eating organic beanburgers.
I tried to big it up with Verity in advance:
"We are going to a music festival"
"Music testicle"
"No, a music festival"
"Testicle"
"F-f-f-festival"
"F-f-f-testicle"
"Ah, whatever"
It was a good day out, with a bit of the Proclaimers, a bit of the Waterboys and a bit of David Gray.