Golf is a pretty dire game in the first place. 'A good walked spoiled,' as Mark Twain allegedly had it, and not made any better by the golf bore who insists on reliving his greatest shots over a beer.
I once spent a business dinner with four golf fanatics and it set a new standard for tedium. Look here fuckwits, you spoiled your own walk, now don't spoil my dinner.
Bad though golf is, there is always someone looking to make a buck out of making it worse.
Step up to the plate LoudmouthGolf.com
For instance:

They even have a customers gallery of tedious middle aged men showing how hilarious they can be. Come the revolution, those photos will be very useful.
Comments (3)
I want those pants!
Posted by Nan | September 3, 2006 9:46 AM
Posted on September 3, 2006 09:46
those are scary pants.
Posted by suki | September 4, 2006 11:58 PM
Posted on September 4, 2006 23:58
I heartily agree with all of your sentiments regarding the game of golf, and all the big dogs cocks that play it.
Posted by Jonathan | September 7, 2006 12:06 AM
Posted on September 7, 2006 00:06