Aussies, of course. No news on the pigeon though.
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Five people ended up in hospital in Australia after a fight over a pigeon.
Four others were treated for minor injuries and all nine were spoken to by police in Melbourne.
Police were called after a fight broke out between two neighbouring families disputing the ownership of the pigeon.
The fight ended with five men taken to hospital with scratches, cuts, bumps and bruises to their heads and bodies.
The men were of varying ages, the eldest in his 50s or 60s, an ambulance service spokeswoman said.
A police spokeswoman said investigations were continuing and nine people were being spoken to over the incident.