"GnomeWATCH have captured a garden gnome and plan to execute the evil little shit for crimes against humanity - unless you save his worthless life by ransoming him in their eBay auction. Everyday during the ten-day auction GnomeWATCH will be publishing the top bids and most amusing comments. Plus, GnomeWATCH will keep you up-to-date with daily News Bulletins and amusing pictures of the gnome as he attempts to escape, is recaptured and finally brought to book. Remember, unless you ransom him they'll kill him slowly and painfully."
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Initially I was thinking, 'kill the wee chappy, and kill him bad', but now I am feeling a little sympathy for his plight.
Anyway, it is all in aid of Amnesty International, should you be tempted to join in the fun.

Comments (1)
I know the whereabouts of the gnomenapped victim.
Posted by The IGB | November 14, 2006 9:51 PM
Posted on November 14, 2006 21:51