Thor and Odin are up in Valhalla and Thor turns to Odin and says, "It's great being a god and everything but I haven't had sex in a millennium." Odin says, "Well, what you need to do is go down to earth and find what they call a lady of the night and treat her." So Thor goes down to earth and the next day returns with a smile from ear to ear. Odin says, "It was good, then?" "Good?" replies Thor. "It was great! We did it twenty-seven times in one night." Odin is horrified. "Twenty-seven times?!? Mere mortals can't handle that! Go back to earth and apologize," he tells Thor. So Thor goes back and finds the woman and says, "Sorry about last night, see, I'm Thor..." The woman replies, "You're Thor? I can't even pith!"
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I went to a comedy club last night on the occasion of a stag night. A chavtastic venue replete with stags and hens. The compere and comedian number 2 were very funny. Comedians one and three were appalling. Such are comedy clubs - the quality of the humour is a crap shoot.
We did manage to get abused by comedian number three for being 'miserable bastards', probably because we were ourselves abusing anyone who laughed at him. But there you go. If the guy on stage isn't doing the job, make your own entertainment.