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Alive!

When I woke up I felt like I was suffering a brain haemorrage, and I did wonder if surviving the Christmas party was the better alternative.

It all went tango uniform quite early on. We started with champagne in the bar, then sat down for dinner. Between then and the first course being served we did a round of tequlia shots. Personally I think that was a fucking ridiculous idea, albeit with the 20/20 vision of hindsight. The third round of shots arrived with dessert and the seeds of destruction had been sown.

Apparently it is bad to mix grape and grain. I mixed champagne, red wine, gin, tequila, zambuca and cigarettes. Given that I neither drink not smoke, I think this is quite impressive. And stupid.

An awful lot of bollocks was talked, and not just by me, and sometime around midnight I tried to have a conversation with the landlord about the bill, but he was as wrecked as I and it dissolved into repetitive use of the work 'mate' and lots of arms round shoulders and handshaking. It is entirely possible that I agreed to marry his daughter.

Along with the haemorragic fever this morning I was assailed by the appalling smell of cigs and I tried to escape it by moving to the other side of the bed only to discover that the smell was me.

Breakfast was dry toast and coffee, and work was a write-off but at least I managed to stay awake - three of my colleagues had to take naps on the company sofa.

And it was only later today that I discovered that someone had used my camera to catch me dancing like a tool.

Comments (3)

Dancing like a tool? Hmmm. An Allen wrench perhaps?
:-)

John:

Great photos. Do you do that on purpose?

The original idea was simply to protect the innocent. First I tried a cut-out, but it didn't look good, so then I combined a cut-out with a blurred original and it created a really striking effect.

An accidental, but very pleasing, discovery.

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