From the Air Canada duty free catalogue, here are some descriptions of perfumes. All you have to do is tie the descriptions to the names. If your brain survives the experience.
Women
The perfumes: Miracle So Magic by Lancombe, Eternity Moment by Calvin Klein, Chance by Chanel
The bullshit:
The most unexpected [...] fragrance. Association of original combinations, waves of extreme freshness composed with floral notes and sensual, sweet and spicy elements. From one moment to the next, the fragrance evolves. For every moment is unique.
Inspired by the excitement and exhilaration of falling in love, a unique and complex interpretation of floralcy - a "fresh-squeezed floral". For the woman who makes the most out of every moment and believes in the possibilities of modern day romance.
A fun, fresh new attitude. Fragrance for the life of the party! The sparkling new fragrance is vivacious, fun, spirited. Come out to play with a magical new bouquet of narcissus, clover and wild rose.
Men
The perfumes: Be Delicious for Men by DKNY, Brit for Men by Burberry, Dolce & Gabanna Pour Homme by Dolce & Gabanna
The bullshit:
A fresh oriental woody fragrance exemplifies the modern British man; a scruff elegance and style without effort.
[...] is a sign of masculinity, personality and distinction. [...] is a blend of true irony and casualness. A stimulating dynamic freshness expresses its personality.
The new fragrance for men. Mascualine to the core. Melding the raw lushness of nature with the powerful sophistication of the big city with crisp, wet greens, rich woods, green apples and intoxicating coffee, [...] is a fragrance for the modern man.